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Conservative SJW 

A Conservative SJW is a conservative version of an SJW, a social justice warrior. Rather than fighting for ideologies related to LGBT rights, women's rights, minorities, etc, the Conservative SJW will fight for a white, Christian, male's rights, and fight against other people on internet forums about how white Christian males are being oppressed by society.

Often times, they will fight for subjects that they are not knowledgeable in, and will fight tooth and nail on internet forums for the sake of making themselves try to look more reputable. A Conservative SJW may not believe strongly in the subjects that they are arguing about, or even care about the subject at all - They are there to start drama where there is no drama to begin with.
#1: A Conservative SJW on an internet forum gets offended when a subject such as LGBT rights is being discussed, since LGBT rights goes against their Christian beliefs. A Conservative SJW can also get offended when there is a subject online about minorities, since minorities typically do not include white people. A Conservative SJW can also get offended when there is a subject regarding women, since women are not males.

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Commenter on an internet forum: "Have you heard about this issue about women's rights?"

Conservative SJW: "Oh my god, why do women need more rights? They have equal rights to us, and shouldn't get any more rights! This is misandry!"
Conservative SJW by Tip C. Phun January 18, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026