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Conservative SJW 

A Conservative SJW is a conservative version of an SJW, a social justice warrior. Rather than fighting for ideologies related to LGBT rights, women's rights, minorities, etc, the Conservative SJW will fight for a white, Christian, male's rights, and fight against other people on internet forums about how white Christian males are being oppressed by society.

Often times, they will fight for subjects that they are not knowledgeable in, and will fight tooth and nail on internet forums for the sake of making themselves try to look more reputable. A Conservative SJW may not believe strongly in the subjects that they are arguing about, or even care about the subject at all - They are there to start drama where there is no drama to begin with.
#1: A Conservative SJW on an internet forum gets offended when a subject such as LGBT rights is being discussed, since LGBT rights goes against their Christian beliefs. A Conservative SJW can also get offended when there is a subject online about minorities, since minorities typically do not include white people. A Conservative SJW can also get offended when there is a subject regarding women, since women are not males.

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Commenter on an internet forum: "Have you heard about this issue about women's rights?"

Conservative SJW: "Oh my god, why do women need more rights? They have equal rights to us, and shouldn't get any more rights! This is misandry!"
Conservative SJW by Tip C. Phun January 18, 2018

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

scabbage 

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.
Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!
scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010
Word of the Day on August 6, 2026

hot dish 

Minnesota expression for a meal course meant to feed a family or a large group of people ofter brought to pot luck dinners. See caserole.
This tuna noodle hot dish is simply terrif.
hot dish by Clifford Hall July 15, 2008
Word of the Day on August 5, 2026