Consecotaleophobia

The legitimate fear of chopsticks.

Toby: "Man, my girlfriend shit the bed last night!"
Mac: "Uhm, why's that?"
Toby: "She had a nightmare about chopsticks."
Mac: "...chopsticks?"
Toby: "...yeah. She has Consecotaleophobia."
Mac: "You shit your bed last night, didn't you?"

by ThatPseudonym March 02, 2011

consecotaleophobia

the fear of chopsticks

jake: ive consecotaleophobia
nehal: chopstick
jake: STFU
nehal: chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick
*jake has left the conversation*

by nehal2003 June 13, 2019

consecotaleophobia

Fear of chopsticks

Young Tatum was carried screaming from Wong's Chinese Eatery as her parents were stoned and had forgotten her intense fear of chopsticks.

by Otis O'Blyng January 26, 2004