(Adjective) A "wipe-less" poo that you are confident needs no wiping. The kind of poo that does not cause any mess or distress of the anal sphincter.
by Wheres_my_wig March 19, 2011
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a: "Man that was a quick toilet trip, I thought you said you went number 2?"
b: "Yeah, of late i've had great consistency and so I was certain I didnt have to wipe. I just pulled my pants up and walked right out of there"
a: "Oh wow was that your first confidence poo?"
b: "Yeah, of late i've had great consistency and so I was certain I didnt have to wipe. I just pulled my pants up and walked right out of there"
a: "Oh wow was that your first confidence poo?"
by qwerty29 March 12, 2014
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Tommy-“Jenny stop being such a narcissist and going in the bathroom to look in the mirror like you’re pretty, you aren’t you ugly whore.”
Jenny-“Tommy if you’re comfortable enough to peek in the girls bathroom your pervert, then you should be comfortable enough around someone who is hot like me. It’s called confidencephobia, I’d say learn it, but you might be incapable of such a simple task.”
*Jenny flips her hair and struts away*
Jenny-“Tommy if you’re comfortable enough to peek in the girls bathroom your pervert, then you should be comfortable enough around someone who is hot like me. It’s called confidencephobia, I’d say learn it, but you might be incapable of such a simple task.”
*Jenny flips her hair and struts away*
by Stevie Adams January 18, 2021
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