Skip to main content

Computerized Possession 

When one becomes possessed by his/her laptop/desktop computer because of never taking his/her eyes off of the monitor.
Teenage Guy #1: DUDE! Earlier, my brother was chasing after me with some kind of halberd thingy and my dad's pistol! I was disturbed!

Teenage Guy #2: Did he play an online game called Rage 3?

Teenage Guy #1: ...Yeah, that's it. The one with the stick figure? He was playing it for HOURS!

Teenage Guy #2: Yep... that's computerized possession.

Teenage Guy #1: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

Teenage Guy #2: You just found your answer.

Computerated 

Computerated, To make assemble or produce something with a computurised device. Computerated is also a shortening of two words, Those words being Computer and Generated.
By using this word you are effectively making any given sentence shorter and eaiser to say.
Many movies have been computerated,
which is sad as actors are no longer needed for acting.
Computerated by Brakey January 27, 2009

Computered 

Being on the computer or allocating a time to go on the computer.
1. "Hey Joe, I'm computered at 3:00.'

2. Right now i am computered.
Computered by Prevs September 28, 2009

computerated 

Used in place of "computer aided" by a small subset of the population which is somehow capable of written communication despite being practically illiterate.
Q: What courses are you taking at your community college?
A: English 025 and Computerated Design. I'm going to be an Architect.
computerated by ijuhyg May 1, 2015

Computerize 

To be on the computer.
"I, like, really like to computerize."
Computerize by Ota-Ota October 22, 2008