Compton Cockblock

When your friend is having sex, you and your buddies, and his buddies, all hide in the closet. or anywhere that is satisfying to you. then while he is in the middle of sex you burst out from where you were and beat the living shit out of him for absolutely no reason other than to cock block him in the most un-necessary manor. The compton cock block is best followed up by tipping over his sofa, leaving, then on the following day when he asks "wtf man" you and all your friends completely deny any accusations he makes and deny that it even happened.

-victim- Ok dude stop fucking around, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT LAST NIGHT!?!?!?

-buddy1- I seriously have no idea what you are talking about man.

-buddy2- Dude, are you ok today?

-me- why the hell do i have to put "Compton Cockblock" in the example?

Compton Cockblock by SinisterL August 3, 2010

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

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Regular Degular

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.

May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.

Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023

Word of the Day on July 3, 2026

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feeder

Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.

(see entry for feederism

feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004

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give a hoot don't pollute

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting

*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*

give a hoot don't pollute by giveahoot_dontpollute August 27, 2017

Word of the Day on July 1, 2026

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