A shitty college with a shitty parking lot located in the shithole of Johnstown, Ny. Most of the professors are past retirement age, disability accommodations are rarely taken seriously, and you‘ll discover brand new smells of body odor. If you want to experience mental breakdowns, worry lines, sudden weight gain, Fulton Montgomery Community College is the place for you! Oh and just about everyone you meet there is an absolute cunt. Only at FM!
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 June 1, 2023
Quad C's, where stupid and/or annoying people gather because nobody else wants to hang out with them.
Spencer: Dayuum, I wonder where Stephen's at
James: You know him hes probably down at Quad C's
Reid: Cluuuuuuuuck
For every Red Sox home game, Fenway Park is transformed into Cluck Central Community College
USC is basically Cluck Central CC
James: You know him hes probably down at Quad C's
Reid: Cluuuuuuuuck
For every Red Sox home game, Fenway Park is transformed into Cluck Central Community College
USC is basically Cluck Central CC
by jml2thousand September 8, 2009
by Aldegrbzjsng October 17, 2018
Also known as Moron Valley, is a half-ass college that was founded in 1967 and is located in Palos Hills, Illinois in the southwest suburbs of Chicago. If you live in the southwest suburbs of Illinois and don't go away to a four year university then this is where you usually end up going. The main campus is nestled in the Cook County forest preserves.
John: You goin' away to college this year? Chris: Nah bro I'm going to Moraine. John: lol you're going to moron valley? Chris: Dude it's Moraine Valley Community College. John: Sorry professor.....lol
by Dave_shrimp August 25, 2010
Bucks County Community College is in Pennsylvania, USA. More specifically, bucks county homies can attend 3 locations- main campus, lower campus & upper campus. You should go there if u live in bucks county and are refused financial aid by corrupt banks.Roughly 9,000 students go there. Transfer students usually go to Temple univ (land of the red owls), psu (land of Sandusky)or del valley (not in effin Delaware) after finishing bucks credits. Lots of Bucks' college income comes from its chill cafeteria with great pizza. School district you live in mostly decides your campus . Main campus is bigger than ben hur. Lower campus is also an option, even though it's in a borderline ghetto area. Upper campus is near so many damn farms.
Now the student life. Basketball, soccer, baseball, horseriding (yes, bccc thinks it's a sport), golf, tennis & volleyball (great butts) are played by student athletes here. Sadly we don't have football or cheerleaders :( . Fraternities & sororities don't exist. There is no diabolical frat guy, wearing a mask who thinks he leads a mindless cult.
People from all walks of life attend. Rednecks, tree huggers, weightlifters, wimps, Chinese, French, Muslims, Christians, redheads, blondes etc attend this school. International students attend bucks, so you'll hear funny accents. A great twitter (social media site) account called @BCCCcompliments compliments students. This is one of the better ways to use twitter. We at Bucks are tightly knit.
Now the student life. Basketball, soccer, baseball, horseriding (yes, bccc thinks it's a sport), golf, tennis & volleyball (great butts) are played by student athletes here. Sadly we don't have football or cheerleaders :( . Fraternities & sororities don't exist. There is no diabolical frat guy, wearing a mask who thinks he leads a mindless cult.
People from all walks of life attend. Rednecks, tree huggers, weightlifters, wimps, Chinese, French, Muslims, Christians, redheads, blondes etc attend this school. International students attend bucks, so you'll hear funny accents. A great twitter (social media site) account called @BCCCcompliments compliments students. This is one of the better ways to use twitter. We at Bucks are tightly knit.
by Fabulous Max January 14, 2015
A secondary school in England, it's also known as SDCC, it's full of bullies and bitches that are homophobic and transphobic and will chuck books at you in your english lessons.
The only nice people are:
1: the emo in the year above that smoked with you everyday when you were in year 8
2: the care kid two years above you that skips class and dodges the police with you
3: The quiet art kid that is so funny and awesome when you get to know them they're also kinda the mum friend
4: the awkward weeb in your year that you have known since year seven, shes the most sweet kind amazing person and she will help u through all your issues and she will have some herself but you just need to be there and get her to talk, shes the best friend you will ever have.
5: the gay friend with the straight twin, you can discuss relationship problems together and trade tips.
The only nice people are:
1: the emo in the year above that smoked with you everyday when you were in year 8
2: the care kid two years above you that skips class and dodges the police with you
3: The quiet art kid that is so funny and awesome when you get to know them they're also kinda the mum friend
4: the awkward weeb in your year that you have known since year seven, shes the most sweet kind amazing person and she will help u through all your issues and she will have some herself but you just need to be there and get her to talk, shes the best friend you will ever have.
5: the gay friend with the straight twin, you can discuss relationship problems together and trade tips.
Student 1: what school did u used to go to?
Student 2: SDCC (south dartmoor community college)
Student 1: oh mann im so sorry dude
Student 3: yeah bro thats rough i heard about SDCC...
Student 2: SDCC (south dartmoor community college)
Student 1: oh mann im so sorry dude
Student 3: yeah bro thats rough i heard about SDCC...
by YouMakeMeNeedATherapySession September 24, 2017
A community College on Florida Blvd in Baton Rouge. Also known as Baton Rouge College of Champions! Mascot is the Bears. Great school with gangsta people.
"Where you go to school at?"
"Oh I go to BRCC, you know Baton Rouge Community College?."
"Ya I hear ya'll have a good baseball team there?"
"Oh I go to BRCC, you know Baton Rouge Community College?."
"Ya I hear ya'll have a good baseball team there?"
by br23 August 16, 2009