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Comment Vulture

A person who will go under another person's comments and try to gain notoriety. This can be either in the form of straight-up self-promotion or trying to sneakily redirect people to their social media. There are many form factors of doing this and a multitude of ways to do this.

Example:

(Person commenting under post): "No cap i make better content then 'insert influencer' and will always!"

Example 2:

Person 1: "I love this video and it relates to me, my mother recently died of cancer and this video helps me cope with it thanks so much"

(Person 2 Reply): "Yo guys i just posted my new song and its the most fire thing you will ever hear!"
That guy is a comment vulture no one respects him and he has no family, friends, or anything to live for in life.
Comment Vulture by TommyNFG March 8, 2022
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Comment Vulture

Somebody that writes random shit for no reason in comment sections.
Bro you know Gianni Cagee
Nah bro he a Comment Vulture
Comment Vulture by GoroMK1 February 25, 2023
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