color guard girl

A dedicated, tough, strong, girl with a big personality and cocky at times. ♥

And is a beast at spinning ALL the things! :)

a color guard girl is...
when they dislocate their knee in the first 15secs of their championship winter guard show, and still perform their ass off like nothing else matters.♥

They spin everything they lay their hands on♥

When she's pissed off and still has a smile on her face and is continuing her life's performance.

color guard girl by color guard memes December 14, 2012

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Color Guard Girl

a young woman who is loyal to her school while keeping the band a colorful and fun place to be they are amazing friends and if ur lucky enough to meet there standards and date them they will start asking u to go to their indoor performances and if u say no they will proceed to yell at you they also have friends tht are sometimes hard to deal with(a.k.a. othe guard members) but if u befriend them and help them they will treat u like ur part of the team so all in all guard girls are the best women in the world

my bestfriend: dude did u see tht color guard girl
me: ya didnt u here im dating her captain
Bestrfriend: really dude it must keep u busy with goin to indoors and carrying flags and all tht
me: no not really

Color Guard Girl by trombone leader07 December 17, 2012

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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