Colonial middle school is a penitentiary in Plymouth meeting and probably the worst school I’ve ever been to. the teachers are mad annoying the bathrooms get closed almost every week. It’s filled with Caucasians that say the n word more that black people, annoying girls that try to act cute, boys that think they’re the shit cause they play middle school field hockey then go to gpcc to play basketball, whitewashed black girls and black boys that laugh at every single thing. (We can’t forget the Asians Indians and Mexicans). Once you get in a friendship with the girls at cms they get mad a you bc their crush likes you more than them. if you get in a friendship with a boy you’ll probably end up slap boxing them in the bathroom during core 3.
Person 1: What school do you go to?
Caucasian: *n word* fuck is you talking abt
Me (a civilized person): Cms (Colonial middle school)
Person 1: oh I could tell
Caucasian: *n word* fuck is you talking abt
Me (a civilized person): Cms (Colonial middle school)
Person 1: oh I could tell
by Civilizedcoon October 02, 2021
A Middle School in Plymouth Meeting, Pennsylvania. Everybody is 90% sure that they all have a massive orgy on a PLT day. The assistant principles inicials is P.F. Chang. The place is littered with legging wearing, Starbucks drinking, Apple drone, ugg boot, self centered melodramatic teenage girls and NIKE wearing wannabe athletes with really shitty haircuts and poor communication skills. Cesspool of shit, but hey, At least it aint in Philadelphia.
by Cockmeat Hoagie October 11, 2015
bro yk first colony middle school?
the one near settlers way?
yeah
what about it?
they some clown ass niggas
the one near settlers way?
yeah
what about it?
they some clown ass niggas
by Clown ass niggas man October 22, 2019
Colonial Middle School is a place that will make you want to kill yourself. You will not meet anyone nice here unless you are a 5’1 busty Latina with quadruple f cups, a white or white washed bony girl yielding Starbucks, a privileged Caucasian male with the same copy and paste ice cream scoop haircut, or a black kid who leans into the stereotypical black boy/girl stereotype for the amusement of said white males. If you don’t like any of these descriptions, I would recommend running for the hills FAR FAR away from this school. If you’re already enrolled, prepare to be outcast, a lifetime of therapy, or death. If you still decide to come for the academic aspect, you will be sorely disappointed. The teachers refuse to teach and have an outburst when the students test scores reflect this. If you happen to meet a teacher who is nice to you and CAN teach, they are most likely a pedophile. Not only this, I would not feed any of this school food to Jeffery Epstein. It is often expired, undercooked, or is simply “straight up ASS.” The bathrooms are also FILTHY. If there aren’t popular kids slurping on geek bars like their lives depend on it giving you dirty looks for simply needing to use the bathroom, there are shit, period blood, or piss on the floors and walls. In short, do not attend this school if you do not have the funds for rehab after graduation.
by nooodiabetoorollbacktokitchen July 16, 2025
istg this school makes me wanna shit my pants. The teachers here don’t care abt the fights that happen here they just let it happen. You wanna live? Don’t go here. Also prettu sure on early dissmissal days they all fuck each other during team meetings (colonial orgy ig?)
by peepee222 July 05, 2023
A place where you can smell miami mint geek bar mixed with period blood at all times! and maybe learn sometimes but thats rare for this school. its filled with a bunch of lafayette hill preppy lululemon wearing girls, conshy and plymouth ppl who try to be ghetto, whites who say the n-word, weed smokers, and drug doers. unless you wanna go to a school where their is 5 fights in one day, do NOT recommend.
person 1: where do you go to school
cms student: fuck is u talking about bitch ima bitch slap yo ass
person 2: you must go to colonial middle school!
cms student: fuck is u talking about bitch ima bitch slap yo ass
person 2: you must go to colonial middle school!
by orange_love374 July 16, 2025