An extremely impressive high ranking military officer, who although has jacked forearms, is no match for a navy seal in any form of combat.
by joeisalwayswrong December 10, 2010
A kick ass band formed from 4 amazing men.
Colonel Claypool's: Les Claypool, also the best bassist in the WORLD. GOD.
Bucket: Buckethead (Jimi Hendrix?)
of Bernie: Bernie Worell. Wizard of Woo. BADASS
Brains: Brain, the drummer.
Colonel Claypool's: Les Claypool, also the best bassist in the WORLD. GOD.
Bucket: Buckethead (Jimi Hendrix?)
of Bernie: Bernie Worell. Wizard of Woo. BADASS
Brains: Brain, the drummer.
"DUDE I SAW C2B3 LIVE, THEY WERE SO FUCKING KICK ASS!"
"I want to have an orgy with C2B3!"
"Go buy C2B3 or you're not hardcore."
"I want to have an orgy with C2B3!"
"Go buy C2B3 or you're not hardcore."
by Lindzko December 14, 2004
A phrase angry high school kids use to describe a middle aged substitute teacher with a white goatee and mustache.
"Leave me alone you stupid colonel sanders looking fat ass bitch!"
by speastermiester May 15, 2009
by Francis Macelroy Lefluer June 17, 2017
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
As your girl lays down she asks you what kind of chicken you want in a sexy voice and then you reply and tell her you want the 8 piece bucket. She takes off her clothes and you start titty fucking both breasts, then her pull out and jizz on them, reload and start fucking her between the legs and jizz on them and then reload and fuck her between her thighs similar to titty fuck style and you jizz on them and while she is still wearing her maxi pad, have her keep it in her vagina and when you're about to bust a nut pull out and jizz on her wings in order to complete the 8 piece meal.
by nflfanatic4life April 25, 2018
"After I blew my load, I started licking her pussy. She came so hard she gave me The Colonel Sanders"
by Sir BigDaddy June 3, 2015