Cold crotch

the act of placing a cold beverage on the crotch or crotches of someone for the purpose of either stimulation or revenge

My girlfriend would buy me a drink so last night I cold crotched her

by It's Yo brotha July 3, 2015

Cold Crotch

When someone leaves you out in the cold to wait for them to get ready, and your vagina goes numb.

“I was waiting for Kenny and got Cold Crotch.”

by LadyPink666 January 12, 2019

(figurative) when someone or something prevents you from having sex; (literal) when a large bag of ice is placed on your lap on a car trip

That girl totally cold crotched me at the party last week.

by gizzlie February 27, 2007

When a girl doesn't want to get laid you've been cold crotched

When Mark didn't clean the snow off the truck for Lucy knowing she could reach, she cold crotched him.

by Coldcrotch December 9, 2019