The cold bat is when one wakes up at 4 am in the morning and takes off all of their clothes (assuming that they do not sleep naked) then walks over to the bathroom to stroke their penis until it is erect, then proceeds to slap their penis onto the cold surface of the toilet.
by ObamaPear April 24, 2020
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