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Acronym for "Centre Of Gravity"
An extremely fat person who has not seen their feet for a number of years.
Cogs frequently break chairs and seats, and have been known to act like turkeys.
Oh man, I met this absolute greeny and his old lady is a cog! I swear she has her own postcode.
by Pyro July 02, 2003
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Creepy Old Guy. An older guy that prey on younger girls in clubs. Normally he stare intensely at the girl’s private parts and licks his tongue.

Not to be confused with the Silver Fox, an older gentleman like George Clooney.

A COG is tacky and freaks out people.
That guy stare at me is such a COG.
He is COGING her like crazy.
by PeterPaninBA February 20, 2015
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A thicker and longer chode. Basically a thick and long penis. They tend to be around 2 feet in size, with a 9 inch diameter in girth.
Person 1: Damn, I can see his cog in those shorts!
Person 2: Why were you looking in the first place?
by Kebi69 March 15, 2017
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An insignificant who defends corporate/capitalistic ideologies by regurgitation instead of thinking. A Cog enjoys saying how badly something positive will affect the 'economy'.
I found out Brian is a Cog yesterday, he said that a carbon tax would collapse our economy as all the big companies would just move to places like Ireland.

Quotes from Cogs

"I don’t think you realise how devastating banning all 18-wheelers in 5 years would be to the economy."
"A lot more will die if we don't re-open our economy, the flu is deadlier anyway and we don't lockdown for that."
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by What'sThePoint June 27, 2020
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C.O.G.-n. short for Cool Old Guy. originating from Ireland. A guy working at a community college who hangs out with awesome chicks that gives free hugs.
by Crape Makers March 03, 2009
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