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Coffee Enema 

Where you pour coffee up your asshole like a douche, then shit everything out.
"Bridget darl, are you up for a coffee enema? I got a new pack of tim tams and they're double coated."
Coffee Enema by blacknosugar November 10, 2009

coffee enema 

Getting a case of the major shits after drinking mass amounts of coffee.
Dude, if you keep drinkin like that you're gonna give yourself a coffee enema
coffee enema by coffeeboy May 17, 2005

Coffee enema 

It's when a little Italian barista pumps your asshole full of espresso and then flushes it out only to serve it to your best friend
Dude I so totally got a coffee enema earlier. Pete loved the chewy bits
Coffee enema by Another forsaken February 8, 2020