coconut crab
The scariest animal in the world. Holy shit.
Thought to be responsible for eating Amelia Earhart. Yes.
Thought to be responsible for eating Amelia Earhart. Yes.
coconut crab by sin_duda October 28, 2009
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Coconut Crab
The Coconut Crab. Possibly the scariest mutha f*ckin' crustacean that ever ruled The Seven Seas. It climbs Trees, Grabs a coconuts with a big-ass claw, Then drops to ground where it can eat it and other food such as nuts, fruits, and THE SOULS OF MANKIND! Coconut crabs tend to range in size from 16 inches to COLOSSAL DOOM! Despite being a crab it can't breathe underwater and Drowns. Instead of Lungs The Coconut Crab has a branchiostegal lung Which is a mix of Lungs and gills which proves its evolving to conquer Land and Sea. It has 10 legs freaky claws that allow it to climb upsi-freakin'-down, an unbreakable shell And Two Scary ass Claws, one Scarier assed than the other! The only way to protect oneself from this MONSTROSITY Is by living in a hot air balloon... Forever... Until you die. Yeah, Their that Freakin, Scary...
Toby: Hey! I just bought a hot air balloon!
Erik: Just in time too! Coconut crabs Are taking over the Planet!
(As Fire Engulfs the city the duo flee the city)
Toby: We made it! We'll Live forever!
Erik: Toby... I'm Secretly a coconut crab...
Toby: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Erik: Just in time too! Coconut crabs Are taking over the Planet!
(As Fire Engulfs the city the duo flee the city)
Toby: We made it! We'll Live forever!
Erik: Toby... I'm Secretly a coconut crab...
Toby: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Coconut Crab by B00G3RFAC3! August 2, 2012
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Coconut Crab Syndrome
When a person uses their moral superiority complex to intimidate others by staring rudely across rooms, often because someone isn't wearing a face covering
The pugnacious, stout, tattooed woman had a clear case of Coconut Crab Syndrome as she contorted herself so that she could stare rudely at my maskless face across the salon
Coconut Crab Syndrome by specialcasesv2 August 22, 2021
The coconut crab
A shit enemy in the roblox game Bee swarm simulator. It drops shit loot and is only used for accessing the coconut cave. Spawns in 35 bee zone.
The coconut crab by defined.com November 22, 2022
coconutcracker
A white person who enjoys coconuts.
You coconutcracker.
coconutcracker by Gilibson January 3, 2018
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