after a great sexual experience, the afternoise is the fart or queef that the woman makes in response to all of the physical work. Depending on who the man is, it can be taken as nothing out of the ordinary, a sign to bring on more, or plain repulsiveness.
Rolly: Me and Kia were having a great time last night, but when it got to the end, she had to show me a huge afternoise in response for my efforts, and now I am unsure if I want to have sex again.
Will: I feel your pain dawg. I really do...
Will: I feel your pain dawg. I really do...
by willythebassman November 26, 2009
a vagepire towards dicks, basically meaning someone who gives head while the poor penis has been cut and/or is bleeding.
Jimmy: Last night at the gay strip club, I totally got it on with Raul. we had a super time, and I even got to give him some of that becky. :)
Will: Wtf? I know you are happily gay, but do you seriously want to suck a fragile cock like his that can easily break and bleed? Was it red at the end?
Jimmy: Yes it was, is that bad?
Will: Damn you really are a cockpire.
Will: Wtf? I know you are happily gay, but do you seriously want to suck a fragile cock like his that can easily break and bleed? Was it red at the end?
Jimmy: Yes it was, is that bad?
Will: Damn you really are a cockpire.
by willythebassman November 26, 2009