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cock in hand 

To go into something 'cock in hand' means to enter it with confidence, not confident that you will succeed but simply confident that you are in fact entering into that endevour.
Robbie walked into math class only to find there was a homework quiz that day. Robbie never did any of his homework and had no idea what they had been studying. But, Robbie wouldn't let it get him down. He went into that quiz cock in hand and failed it with dignity.
cock in hand by PaulLeary December 12, 2006
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cock in hand 

having ones cock in hand
Here I come, cock in hand.
cock in hand by Chainsaw Charlie November 6, 2007

Cock in hand 

Expression: Effortless. Easy. Under control. There is nothing to worry about. Attainable.
Sanjay: "Conrad, you haven't uploaded my naked polaroids yet!"
Conrad: "Don't worry baby, it's all cock in hand, I'll have those up tomorrow."

Sanjay: "I think the border patrol is going to catch us!"
Conrad: "Not even, it's cock and hand. I fumigated the shipment with coffee been extract."

Sanjay: "I wouldn't lie to you, but I just made the sex with 2 coworkers during lunch."
Conrad: "Well Sanjay, as they say it all cock in hand."
Cock in hand by ConradLovesYou3 March 16, 2011

Cock In Hand 

Person 1: I didn’t sleep at all last night i’m so tired!

Person 2: Dude cock in hand I couldn’t sleep either!
Cock In Hand by it’s actually me February 20, 2021

Cock In Hand 

Person 1: dude I didn’t sleep at all last night

Person 2: dude cock in hand me neither!
Cock In Hand by it’s actually me February 20, 2021

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026