cock gawking

when a female stares at a males penis. usually trying to be sneaky about it.

i walked into the party, and all these bitches were cock gawking.

cock gawking by chris Denesha July 20, 2007

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Cock gawking

Staring at an abnormally huge penis knowing that it will not fit ANYWHERE!

Dude 1: What do you wanna go do tonight?
Dude 2: Wanna go cock gawking?
Dude 1: Sure!

Cock gawking by Istareatpenis.com August 21, 2009

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Cock gawking

Staring at a man’s genetalia for long period of time with awe

Wow. That man is packing. I can’t stop cock gawking.

Cock gawking by Clevering May 22, 2018

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026