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Doing nothing

Friend 1: Hi mate, what have you done today?

Me: Yo bro I’ve done cock all today
Friend 1: Let’s go to spoons then

cock all by crookmeister2000 May 10, 2021

all cock no balls 

all cock no balls refers to an individual who struts around as if he knows something but when its time to put up they shrink like a turtle in a shell

Ronny was prancing around the club acting bad but when that dude aked him to step outside he proved to be all cock no balls

all cock no balls by spuge3 January 9, 2009

All Cock 

Used to describe a man who oozes self confidence, rarely ever shows weakness and gets all the ladies.

Person 1: Did you see Arnold Schwarzenegger in Pumping Iron?

Person 2: Yeah, he was All Cock.

All Cock by William J J T October 30, 2010

Cock of All Trades 

1. A cock that absolutely all girls crave. Usually large in size.

2. A person who acts like a complete douchbag.

1. Wow, Devin has the greatest cock of all trades I have ever seen. I bet it could write a fifty chapter novel.

2. Tell Devin to stop being a cock of all trades. He won't stop throwing dead fish at me.

Cock of All Trades by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

Cock of all Cocks 

When you see a shlong that is too big for words. It is the Godpenis, it is the massive mumma chode. It is "The Cock of all Cocks"

Dude: hey, check that guy's pants out.
Dude2: dude, there's something wrong with his leg.
Dude: No. He has THE COCK OF ALL COCKS

Cock of all Cocks by dictionary sire February 4, 2010

All cock and balls. 

A guy that is as tough as nails and an't afraid of nothin' and is very attractive to women and gets all the pussy he wants and then some.And women fight over him.

Man1:I wish I was like John.He gets all the pussy he wants and an't afraid of nothin'
Man2:Yeah he's all cock and balls.

All cock and balls. by Deep blue 2012 December 16, 2009

All Cock 

When you make a gutsy decision and pull it off flawlessly

Caddy Jim tells golfer Ben to lay up, golfer Ben ignores caddy Jim and knocks it to 5 feet, caddy Jim exclaims "All Cock"

All Cock by Realdefinitions99 April 1, 2019