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Cock Watch

1. When a member of the female gender is on the prowl looking for a cock for the night. She may be inclined to contact long lost hookups, or she even may go trolling for penis at a local bar. Since men are typically easier to convince, the female on cock watch must be duly noted as she is most likely a siff dirty slut.
2. Also know as penis watch
“While on cock watch, the slut scrambled through her cell phone to find a suitable penis for the night.”

"Listen bitch, you weren't out with your friends to dance, you were on cock watch."
Cock Watch by HeathRA October 21, 2008
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Serbian Cock Watch

When you're drunk with the homies and proceed to whip your own cock out and wrap it around your own wrist. Usually occurs after many shots of rakija.
Brandon: Hey Ian, what did you guys do at Milans last night?
Ian: Oh he gave us the old Serbian Cock Watch to try and tell us the time.
Serbian Cock Watch by Šabac mačva October 18, 2021

Cock watching 

When a man is in another mans business instead of focusing on his own moves or decisions. Usually it’s when you’re doing something they don’t agree with or thought of first so they hate on it.
“Bro why are you worried about what I’m doing you’re cock watching right now..”
Cock watching by Jayrodrick December 5, 2020

cock-watcher 

A guy that watches other men change in the changing room or other area that he can catch a peek. He then compares and announces to others in a manner such as " look at the size of Chevys Cock!!!!'
Guy in hockey dressing room.
cock-watcher by Mike Stout September 16, 2005

Cock watching 

The act of a male/female constantly being in your business (in secret). This could be because you got a new girlfriend or a new car etc.
Friend 1: “Yo, Hannah just came up too me asking if you’re with Gemma”
You: “She needs to move on, why’s she cock watching?”
Cock watching by kira A May 1, 2021

cock watcher

A guy who always stares at other people at the gym like he wants to fight them and/or molest them.
Dude, I can't even work out right now because I have about 6 cock watchers staring me down.
cock watcher by Alfanooooooo June 10, 2010

cock-watching 

to watch thy cock; to be or act in an overly obsessed or attracted way. to be up someone's ass to the furthest extent
"bro you have bad grades" "bro stop cock-watching"
cock-watching by Lazarito February 15, 2022
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