Cock Smuggler

The act of trying to hide a boner in a group of people of public place.

I was a cock smuggler when the teacher called me up to the board.

by MSD12367 December 13, 2009

Cock Smuggler

One who sneaks cock across the border of two countries in order to avoid paying taxes on said cock. Usually through posterior means.

Mikayla brought 150 cocks into this country illegally, she's a cock smuggler

by LTronHubbard October 06, 2008

Cock Smuggler

The root of this word originates from the action of concealing dick and transporting across the border. This is typically done with a dick in the ass. This typically requires a gay man or a straight man who hasn't came out yet. But this term has come to mean someone who takes it regularly from illegals or foreign men typically referring to Mexicans.

Ivan goes to Mexico monthly and hooks up with plenty of young Latino men, he is the biggest "cock smuggler" I know.

by Shahin Roy October 26, 2011

Cock Smuggler

One who loves to cozy up with the cock male or female. Cock as in bird or male genatalia.

The farmer snuggled in bed at night with his favorite cock.

by Nipple Raider January 13, 2004

cock smuggler

smuggler of the cock.

joe smuggled some cock into his asshole.

by pro-nun-see-a-shun May 27, 2003

cock smuggler

one who cuddles with the cock and or recieves the cock into his or her ass hole,

The gay man was horny so he decided it was time for some cock smuggling. (what a fag.)

by Harry A. SShole October 31, 2003

cock smuggler

rooster thief

I heard her boyfriend is really a Rooster Thief ,straight cock smuggler.

by anonymous November 19, 2022