Cock Bandit

Someone who looooves the cock.

Fuck off you cock bandit.

by JohnWayne December 01, 2005

Cock Bandit

Another phrase for a raving homosexual. It is best used with the phrase "Ass-riding" in front of it.

Perhaps the best phrase ever.

Freddy Sanchez: Your a faggot, HAHA!
Touche Man: You sir, are an ass-riding cock bandit.
(end of arguement)

by FEDER4TION August 31, 2006

Cock Bandit

A person who loves to take cock, especially in the mouth.
Namely a female cock whore or bitch.

"Yeah bitch! You're a real cock bandit! HAHA, take that dick!" - Fred Flinstone

by TheCockBandit November 14, 2009

Cock Bandit

1. A derogatory term used to describe a gay man.
2. An insult, most often used between males, meant to imply that one is homosexual

1. I left because they kept calling me a cock bandit
2.Stop staring at my ass you cock bandit

by Little Giant - Longhorn December 28, 2005

Dirty Cock Bandit

Someone who uses Nigger Tactics to sneak up behind you and remove your dick and sell it on the black market.

Jon: I waz in t3h market t3h other day n some Dirty Cock Bandit stole meh Peen!!

Mark: I Live In a HUGE BUCKET!!

Jon: ....

by Co0ody January 14, 2008

cock stalking bandit

One who is upsessed with the cock. In hopes of full filling some sick abnormal fetish.

Dan is always the last one to fall asleep at parties. Parties in which the female species are plentiful. And still passes out next to a dude. We call him the Cock Stalking Bandit.

by Joshoua October 17, 2006

Cock sucking ass bandit

a guy who likes to suck guys nobs and takes it up the ass, also can mean to finger himself whilst sucking on a dildo.

Sam Halliwell is a cock sucking ass bandit

by Mystery March 21, 2004