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Cock Bag 

A statement describing the uselessness of a certain individual
"Brett sucks at Madden so bad he's just a big cock bag!" Tim complained at work.
Cock Bag by Chan Man June 11, 2003

Cock Bag 

Taking it to a level above Douche Bag. It doesnt get much worse than that. It is tough for a definition because it is Very Self-Explanatory!!!
My Boss came down on me hard today, he is such a Cock Bag!!!
Cock Bag by Tifo71 January 15, 2009

Cock Bag 

n. Condom. Used to physically block semen ejaculated during intercourse. Prevents worthless people from reproducing and protects the rest of us from sexually transmitted diseases.
I'd never stick it in that whore... without a cock bag!!! Yay for latex!
Cock Bag by Rusty Dalton August 24, 2008

cock bag 

a person who is so big a dick, they have to be pluralized and contained in a bag.
Bono is a prime example of a cock bag
cock bag by jconvery January 23, 2010

Cock Bag 

Someone who is such a big dick, they have gone beyond the level of douche bag.

Cock Bag 

A bag inside of a store baught chicken containing its genetalia
Cock Bag by Spiderface January 23, 2003