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1. A volcano covered in fertile soil.
2. A place where plants go to snort some ash.
3. A load of cocaine shaped like a volcano.
person 1: "Hey look at that cocaino."
person 2: "Damn that's a lot of coke"
Cocaino by Senator Legweak May 10, 2022

Cocaino Cloud 

The Cocaino Cloud is a type of cloud that forms when a Cocaino erupts. Usually very white in colour, but it will slowly disspear with the clouds and you'd barely know it was there. (Has no effect on the rain)
"Woah! Look at that Cocaino Cloud, that has got to be the biggest one yet! Amazing!
Cocaino Cloud by ooooo_its_ben January 27, 2019

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.
I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!

My Cocaine 

Actor Michael Caine saying his name in his own voice.

Anyone with a British accent saying Michael Caine's name.
"You're bloody right I'm My Cocaine!"

"I watched an old movie on the telly last night, it was "Alfie" starring My Cocaine.
My Cocaine by Vesper47 April 25, 2014

Cocaine Cowgirl

Drop dead gorgeous gringa married to a prestigious Colombian cocaine cowboy who smuggles cocaine across the US. She has an enormous coke habit and wouldn't give you time of day on any given day because she thinks her money and prestige make her so much better than you...even wears a diamond spoon and razor around her gold chain to help her snort her blow. She remains trapped in a counterfeit identity. Stay far, far away.
Don't mess with a cocaine cowgirl or you'll risk getting blown away.

poor man's cocaine 

Crushed up Ritalin that one snorts up their nose like cocaine.
Eli couldn't afford coke, so he stole his brother's Ritalin. He crushed it up and made some poor man's cocaine.
poor man's cocaine by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018