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A Coach Bag

1. A conceited old bitch. A vane woman. A middle class whore.

2. The female equivalent of "Douche Bag".
1. Gang member1: Turn off the blunt fool my mom is coming.
Gang member2: Hello Mrs. Garcia, how are you today?
Mrs. Garcia: (ignores Gang member2).
Gang member2: Your mom is A Coach Bag homes!

2. Girl1: Who the fuck left used tampons all over the bathroom floor?
Girl2: Don't look at me Girl, I ain't A Coach Bag.
A Coach Bag by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013

You got a problem with coach? 

Used for when you have a problem, usually with an authority figure.
Yo Ty, you got a problem with coach?

Nah fam he’s annoying tho

Coach Amy 

A woman who scare children for fun. She knows where they live and enjoys stalking them. When a child is crying in pain, she laughs. Evil. It kinda burns your eyes to look at her. Viewer discretion is advised.

The code-name of any sports coach who you don't like. It's a good code-name because the actual coach will have no idea.
Girl one: "eww our tennis coach is a real coach amy!"
Girl two: "Ikr! she totes burns my eyeballs"
Coach Amy by professersnuggles November 21, 2010

coach allen

Some annoying teacher who is a coach who knows nothing about what they teach.
That bush is a coach Allen
coach allen by #FakeNews February 23, 2018

cooch a looch 

a word made up by mike t refering to a fine ass pussy
Jessica: hey mike wanna have sex
Mike: hell ya ill hit that cooch a looch!!!!!!!

coach avant 

you’re most likely a honors world history teacher who is over the age of 60 and quotes the bible like it’s the office or tiktok. you like to call brody gay until he goes out of the room and cries in the hallway. your class is the easiest thing since kim kardashian. i hide from your BORING class in the bathroom while i CRY. ee love you and want you to be at our weddings (as the groom) *demonic laugh* anyways “you made good grades.... when you’re here”
alright let’s put the phones away, take the things out of our ears” &
“i’m not saying the bible is right but it is correct.”- coach avant