Cmk 

Cracking My Knuckles

(Facebook)
Friend: If you want it come get it (jokingly)
You:CMK

Cmk by yolondanicolebitch August 23, 2011

CMK 

CMK is an acronym that refers to the classic game "Marry, fuck and kill", but in teems of pokémon. The letters stand for Cath, Marry ans Kill.

If someone wants to challenge you to a CMK game, they have to name 3 pokémon and then you sort them into the 3 categories.

Lets play CMK. I give you Tornadus, Pikachu and Ludvisc.
Catch: Luvdisc
Marry: Tornadus
Kill: Pikachu

CMK by Lu Estrellita January 4, 2024

cmkrisko 

they are an amazing tiktoker❤️❤️ they are so nice and sweet i love them so much, they are sooo pretty, they are also so funny

hey do you follow cmkrisko?!
no.

cmkrisko by ckrisko February 9, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012