clumpkin

1. To perform oral sex on a girl while she's passing a bowel movement. 2. Eat out a girl while she's taking a shit. 3. see blumpkin

Yea, my girlfriend got a promotion at work so I gave her a congratulatory clumpkin.

by Justus Balentine January 3, 2007

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clumpkin is when you dig up a deceased grandparent from a graveyard and give them head

where are you going? "oh I'm going to go give grandpa some clumpkin, want to come?"

by brokkenmatter March 21, 2021

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Receiving a blowjob while playing call of duty.

Dude, Judy gave Matt an amazing clumpkin last night!

by iloveclumpkins69 October 30, 2009

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The act of giving a female cunnilingus whilst she defecates.

"I was givin mah hoe a clumpkin, I didn't even wanna come up for air!"

"My baby loves a clumpkin out back, behind the barn."

"I had to spit out my gum when she said it was 'clumpkin time!'"

"Even though she farted when I was giving her a clumpkin, I ate that shit like pork-fried rice."

by Katie MacphArson October 5, 2008

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