Clown Dogging

Like raw dogging , except you fuck yourself over by being ignorant .

“I’m clown dogging this next test.”
“Look at him clown dogging up that perfectly good opportunity!”

by FenderBender19 March 13, 2019

clown dog

A person who is amusing edging on being a little bit crackers.

someone is rolling around on the floor talking utter rubbish whilst wearing a wooden skirt- I'd say " your a right clown dog"

by kat December 10, 2003

clown dogging

When you dress up as a clown and do it doggy style.

"She was squeezing my red nose as I was clown dogging her."
"Clown dogging is illegal in India."

by Roo and Doo November 07, 2007

Clown Dog

The act of wearing clown makeup while performing anal sex on a recipient that has not received an enema or some kind of anal douche prior to the act, followed by oral sex in which the recipient cleans the penis or dildo in a fashion resembling eating a chili dog at a carnival.

She is a hardcore ICP groupie.I heard they gave her a clown dog while they were on tour last year.

by Paul-E-Sure June 18, 2020

Clown Dog

Some dufuss looking kid boy/girl that dresses in goofy clothes and acts retarded. Usually found hanging out in front of the video game or the 7-11.

Hey...check out the clown dog! Somebody needs to close the rodeo gate.

by Dr.Robert June 07, 2005