Clown Box 

Fire apparatus that carries tools and loud mouth clowns. Often sits in the fire house and does nothing, especially after midnight. It’s occupants can usually be found sleeping or screaming at the TV.

The Clown Box sat around and did nothing today

Clown Box by Zzzyyyxxx123 July 11, 2018

Clown Box 

Fire apparatus that carries tools and loud mouth clowns. Often sits in the fire house and does nothing, especially after midnight. It’s occupants can usually be found sleeping or screaming at the TV

The clown box sat at the fire house all day and did nothing.

Clown Box by Zzzyyyxxx123 July 11, 2018

box the clown 

MAsturbate and/ or jerk the gerk

why go out partyin when u can stay home and box the clown in stead?

box the clown by JAke A S June 26, 2006

box your clown 

stroke it, beat off, you know...

Kevin Rowe says: Box your clown!!

box your clown by Sue Lutz February 24, 2003

Clown Boxer 

Another term for masturbation or pud handler.

He masturbates all the time, he's a clown boxer!

Clown Boxer by Gus12#$ May 3, 2007

clown boxing 

showing off in front of the mirror when no one is home: flexing, showing cleavage, making pouty lip faces, dancing to boy george naked.

I do my best clown boxing drinking martinis while on house arrest.

clown boxing by Cootie August 24, 2006

boxing the clown 

Jerkin off

What? so you're gonna sit at home boxing the clown all night?

boxing the clown by muthafuckinhol January 11, 2010