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clit slap
The act of two (or more) women engaging in slapping their vaginas together. it is said to induce great pleasure to both parties if properly executed.
Michelle: Oh Crystal! What big lips you have!
Crystal: ALL THE BETTER TO CLIT SLAP YOU WITH!!!!!!!!!!
Michelle: oh. Oh! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Crystal: yeah! bitch you like that don't you, you dirty girl.
everythings better
down where it's wetter
take it from meeeee
Crystal: ALL THE BETTER TO CLIT SLAP YOU WITH!!!!!!!!!!
Michelle: oh. Oh! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Crystal: yeah! bitch you like that don't you, you dirty girl.
everythings better
down where it's wetter
take it from meeeee
clit slap by down_under September 30, 2008
Related Words
clit slap • clit slapped • clit • clit commander • clit shit • Clit Tickler • clit bang • clit licker • clit ring • clit tease
clit slap
when someone really bothers you and you can't think of anything else but to clit slap that person so they'll get the clear message to back off.
if he even dares to walk over to me right now i will clit slap him so hard he will wish he left me alone.
clit slap by crepsuzett1 September 22, 2013
Clit Slap
A clit slap is simply another term for pussy grab... only when using this term the meaning changes slightly. Pussy grab means to grab someone by the pussy. Clit slap is where you slap someone in the pussy. A clit slap is mostly used to assert sexual dominance, but sometimes it can be used as a sign that the pussy is powerful therefore it gives the penial region extra strength.
“Babe the pussy is too powerful!!!”
*Clit Slap*
“Oh babe... it’s only to give you that little bit of extra strength to destroy my pussy!!!”
*Clit Slap*
“Oh babe... it’s only to give you that little bit of extra strength to destroy my pussy!!!”
Clit Slap by I_Think_My_Grandma_Is_Gay November 17, 2019
clit-slap
A technique used by men who are unsure of what they are doing sexually. Vigorous clitoral rubbing and slapping is involved, inducing painful yelps which may be misconstrued as moans of pleasure, thus encouraging the man even further.
clit-slap by Chickwhogotclitslapped June 3, 2013
clit slapped
When a girl heavily flirts with a guy or leads him on, and then abruptly disappears or abandons him just before he makes his move to close the deal.
John (at a party): "Dude, this chick was all over me for like three hours. It was a slam dunk that I was gonna bang her, but then she goes to the bathroom and leaves the party with her girlfriend without saying a word to me."
Tim (John's friend at same party): "Dude, you just got fucking clit slapped big time."
Tim (John's friend at same party): "Dude, you just got fucking clit slapped big time."
clit slapped by toddmatt September 17, 2013
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