climb the side of the wall

To obtain an erection. Get hard, or in some instances ejaculate

She made a horny Porty Rican climb the side of the wall on a subway train just by wiggling her snatch against his black cock.

by Piri1 February 18, 2018

Climbing Mt Everest

When you lick your way slowly up to the top of ones nipples.

Dude, my gf told me I can take her climbing Mt Everest some time! I'm so stoked!

by Queer_Qenton August 03, 2016

rock climbing

rock climbing is a sport about whipping pop rocks at people and seeing how much damage you can do.

hey man i heard you were in the hospital was it from that rock climbing habbit you have?

by January 09, 2023

Rock climbing

The act of straight men secretly having sex with their homie

I caught my boyfriend in bed with his male best friend in bed yesterday while he was supposed to be out “rock climbing”

by User826917631 April 27, 2022

Rock Climbing

The sport of trying to find the easiest way to do the hardest thing possible. It involves getting really drunk on Mountain Dew, followed by shitting your pants so hard that you can hear the colour 94.

Greg: I like rock climbing!
Satan: I fear your power.

by professional_anus_tickler May 11, 2023

Tree climbing

When an older women intentionally will seek out much younger men for her own selfish sexual pleasure !

Look out she’s tree climbing again tonight only young sexy men need to worry!

by Tree climbing gilf March 01, 2023

climb boulders

a way to tell someone you aren't doing something they ask OR telling someone to go fuck off and get away from you, essentially another way of telling someone to go kick rocks.

timmy: yo johnny how bout you stop by kwikmart and get me a sixer of miller lite before you go to danielles?
johnny: uhh how bout you go climb some boulders.

Mom: hey son can you do your laundry and clean the dishes since i let you live here for free
Son: go climb boulders bitch

by danny_boi November 01, 2007