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Artificial Cleverness 

An attempt to mimic cleverness rather than intelligence artificially, often through hardware and/or software. See Siri, facial recognition or anything with "smart" in its title.
I'm not afraid of the AI (Artificial Intelligence) Overlords, I'm afraid of the AC (Artificial Cleverness) Overlords!
Artificial Cleverness by Twajjo July 27, 2018

Clearnessism 

Clearnessism is an art music ism coined by Mansoor Habibdoost, Iranian composer and a faculty member at the music department of the University of Guilan to explain his method of composing to make the listeners hear and hear his music.
Mansoor Habibdoost is the coiner of clearnessism and tries to make the listeners hear and hear his music.
Clearnessism by armi July 24, 2014

the cleverest 

"TheCleverest.com" is a website where people can use their imagination to create funny quotes using pictures supplied by the site's creator. Unfortunately, most people who visit the site are completely retarded in their ability to come up with amusing quotes. The result is a complete lack of humorous responses by (what I can only assume are) complete retards. The result is that The Cleverest gets the worst responses ever.
"I went on "TheCleverest.com" and put down a marginally funny quote and everybody gave me a thumbs down because I'm a retard. Hooray for me!!!!! I'm not funny!!!! I am the scourge of The Cleverest!!!
the cleverest by the slow kid April 28, 2008

Mt. Cleverest 

"Hey I just noticed that sample sentence for Fonts contains every letter in the alphabet!"
"Mt. Cleverest ..."
Mt. Cleverest by JonRock January 13, 2008

cleverless 

1- Lacking cleverness

2- Very simple, not requiring witty thought

3- Incorrect spelling of cleaverless
1- Taking a huge risk, he cleverlessly introduced himself as 'Tom the Tiny'.

-or-

JILL: "You know how I know you're gay?"
SARAH: "How?"
JILL: "Because you're so gay!"
SARAH: "Wow... that was cleverless."
cleverless by PopFreeMonkey March 2, 2007

cleaverless 

1- Literally: Without a cleaver; lacking a cleaver
Just as the serial killer was about to hack his victim to pieces he realized he left an important tool of the trade at home on the kitchen counter; he found himself cleaverless on a working night.
cleaverless by PopFreeMonkey March 2, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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