Cleaning Crew

(n) - Fuck a girl up her anus as she shits on your penis. You then make her or them give you a blowjob until they clean the poo of your penis

Wayne currently had a cleaning crew. Sadly, he didn't know she had eaten Indian food.

Cleaning Crew by ironmonkey3 February 4, 2010

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Cleaning Crew

While playing a First Person Shooter the Cleaning Crew is a player(s) who takes high ground (ex: roof top) and snipes out enemies that are closing in behind the player(s) on the ground. The ground player either missed these enemies the first time though or the enemies just spawn after the player passes a certain point.

Dave: Man, I hate shooter games! The enemies always sneak up and kill me from behind.
Tom: Dude, you just need a good cleaning crew to watch your back.

Cleaning Crew by Houshi May 23, 2009

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Austrian Cleaning Crew

An Austrian Cleaning Crew is when you hire a male stripper to dress as a slutty maid and clean your house.

My cousin’s 13th birthday was boring so I hired an Austrian Cleaning Crew for her.

Austrian Cleaning Crew by Mafoohoo April 27, 2025

breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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