Clay Aiken

Biggest cock-smoker in the universe. A Gay Pop Idols “Star” who is in love with anus. Sings like crap and blows dick for fun.

That Clay Aiken is one big fag, I saw him suck dick at the truck-stop.

by Noreturn September 15, 2005

Clay Aiken

American pop singer, who won American Idol in like 2005 or something like that. Its okay girls, he gay.

Mom: So Billy, whos your favorite singer?
Billy: Clay Aiken
Mom: But isn't he gay?
Billy: Maybe...

by xSWAGxNO FAG19 March 19, 2011

Clay Aiken

Bland, innocuous pop singer with bad hair. Future star of elevators everywhere.

What is this insipid blather playing on the Muzak? Oh, I think it's Clay Aiken.

by Sundaegirl September 26, 2005

Clay Aiken

An absoutly horrid singer who lost American Idol and looks like a flounder (his eyes are crooked)

Hey! My fish looks like Clay Aiken!

by Ali March 18, 2005

Clay Aiken

A slang term used to describe a man as homosexual.

Man, Jeff is such a Clay Aiken...

by Grand Master Lego April 04, 2005

Clay Aiken

Person, singer, actor, philanthropist, activist, role model. Inspired legions of women to regress to pre-teen patterns of behaviour. "Love of the Aiken" often cited as grounds for divorce in the United States since his first appearance on FOX television show "American Idol". Related terms: claymate, clack, OCB, waldo

Clay Aiken makes me EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! I am dying for some clack!
My wife/girlfriend/mother/daughter/partner has Obsessive Claypulsive Behavious OCB.
I enjoy Waldo watching at concerts.

by Maya Gest February 12, 2005

Clay Aiken

Someone who displays a stalkerish action. Comes from the former American Idol singer's song invisable.

"That Guy is pulling a Clay Aiken"

"Wow stop your clay aikening it out"

by Camizzle December 21, 2004