Clarke

A large red ogre known in Irish folklore to eat human excrement and steal young boys in the cold nights of the Irish winters.

Newt Gingrich is a clarke.

The disgusting clarke sneaks into the childs room.

Most republicans are clarkes.

by Mmm May 5, 2012

Clarke

Noun
A person with an excessively large forehead big enough to house a landing strip and a golf course. The hairline is usually five miles out from the eyebrows and the hair itself has a gay corporal look.

He's such a fucking Clarke. You can tell by his planet-sized forehead.

by Toby_Is_A_Keeno October 4, 2018

Clark

Although he denies it quite a lot, Clark is a nice and intelligent man who does not care what anyone thinks. And he will back you up no matter what. Clark is a man who is not afraid to speak his mind,even at the worst time, but anyone who is lucky enough to know this kind, smart, handsome, and a little narcissistic man should be EXTREMELY thankful for him.

"Clark is so kind"

"Yeah, I wish Clark was my boyfriend"

by Spaggetti_Monster January 20, 2019

Clark

Just an average type guy with a big ass dick.

He told me he was average but he was giganta! He was a Clark

by biggdigg November 25, 2016

clarking

Form of coprophilia practiced by lesbians in the United Kingdom. One partner defecates into the other's vagina, which is held open, often with the aid of a speculum. They then proceed to suck their feces back out of their partner's vagina and ingest it.

Vanessa was eagerly clarking some nice steamy nuggets right out of Sarah's minge.

by Degenerate Scumbag September 25, 2007

Clark

He is really nice to hang with he will help you out with your problems when you are down, he cares about you and trys his best not to hurt your feelings, he is a little shy when you get to know him at first, he helps you through the rough times, he is the sweetest guy you will ever meet

A really nice, sweet, kind, cute, handsome, amazing, caring, loving person that cares about you no matter what

From: krista

Love ya Clark your the best

by Krista_the_cute_cat March 29, 2019

Clark

A man who loves you no matter what. A superhero of sorts. When you meet a Clark you will know he is special. Clarks are genuine, and kind. Clarks try to "save the day" in any situation. They may be easy going, and mild mannered, but they really are Superman in disguise

Look at that Clark he is really a super guy

by loislane1120 January 9, 2013