Clarinet

One who plays the clarinet.

Wow, did you hear how good that clarinetist's solo was?!

by OfColor September 21, 2009

Clarinet

Literally the best instrument and God's gift to the marching band
any other instrument can go suck an egg
has the b e s t sound

so much better than every other instrument

God: We need the perfect instrument, one to rule over the rest.
Angel: May I present to you, the clarinet
Gad: *GASPS* its beautiful

by wootwootwootwootwoot March 12, 2019

Clarinet

A woodwind instrument common in Marching, Concert, and Jazz Bands. It's normally black with silver keys and can play very soprano notes.

She sucks at the sax, maybe she should go back to playing the Clarinet

by Kaytee P May 12, 2003

Clarinet

THE BEST INSTRUMENT EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

*dabs*

-written by a clarinet

Clarinets are the best instruments ever!

by squidward333 January 10, 2019

clarinet

That thing squidward plays

He plays the clarinet

by strevortni November 8, 2019

clarinet

an instrument that you can't hear, even if there's 50 of them

Student 1: "Are the clarinets playing?"
Student 2: "Even if they were, we wouldn't be able to hear them."

by yamash February 16, 2016

clarinet

a torturing device when played by a retard

Man "stop playing that fucking clarinet you fucking retard

by sidewalk banana June 2, 2009