clamidya 

a dumbass that think there going to graduate

kelsey lye has clamidya

clamidya by ahyes7089 February 27, 2020

Clamidaherpasyphilis 

The combination of clamidia, herpes, and syphilis....not good.

Dat bitch has clamidaherpasyphilis!...use two condoms hehe.

Clamidaherpasyphilis by resvordog September 23, 2009

syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids 

a mixture of 5 sexually transmitted diseases and one rare blue vagina thing found on the internet. Usually obtained from gang bangs in Mexican jail cells and or giant sea turtles.

Jim: Yo Dewd i finally got out of that nasty ass jail cell below the border.
Alberto: FUCk yo that must have sucked did you get swine flu?
Jim: nah but i got raped by 4 guys and now i have s.h.g.c.b.a.
Alberto: wahtt?
Jim: Syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids. pretty common actually.

syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids by Mr.calvin April 21, 2010

clamidia 

A beautiful girl's name

my daughter clamidia has the most beautiful name in the world

clamidia by NathanialZZ February 9, 2010

clamidia 

an std with nasty discharge

such as lacie has clamidia cuz shes a nasty hoe

clamidia by kevin June 20, 2005

clamidianalwartisidis 

Look up gonaherpasyphalidis and check out Dylan who is infected with the worst case of every std possible by sleeping with gonazilla, the 50 foot beast of all sexually transmitted diseases ever made.(Also see Chris Weidner who slept with Crissy Goddard).

All women (or men), who sleep with Dylan or Weidner better check their sexual organs for red, itchy, firey, smelley warts the next morning. If seen, call Dr. Clamidianalwartidis right away.

clamidianalwartisidis by Italian Stallion February 15, 2005

Neuro-Clamidia 

The act of having dirty thoughts about a potentially dirty (STD Infected) female or male. Also may be referred to as Neuro-Herpes. Condition is worsened with consumption of alcohol and may result in the actual infection of clamidia. The only cure is to instantly transfer thoughts to someone that you are atleast 95% positive not to have an STD.

I caught a case of Neuro-Clamidia thinking of what I would do to that dirty bitch.

Neuro-Clamidia by Tappiman June 12, 2010