Clam hamper

A lesbians mouth

That stupid lesbo wouldn’t shut her clam hamper

by Filthy Mark March 15, 2021

Virginia Clam Hamper

Stuffing your sister with cum-soaked socks in an attempt to impregnate her without actual intercourse, thus producing a child that is not capable of functioning alone in the world.

Dude... I gave Sally a Virginia Clam Hamper last weekend. Shit was so cash...

by The Cock Shiner December 18, 2010

Clam Hammer

A penis, cock, dick, schlong, etc.

Her cock pocket gnawed hungrily on his thick clam hammer.

by McFatty May 4, 2005

Clam Hammer

The female equivalent of a teabag.

As Greg slept with his mouth wide open, lexi took it upon herself to clam hammer him repeatedly.

by .sucram. July 11, 2016

North Toronto Clam Hammer Drop

You have a broad laying face down ass up, this manuver requires a step-ladder, you ascend the stepladder and dive cock-first into her cocktrap.

I drove that bitch into oblivion with that north toronto clam hammer drop

by Toronto4Real April 16, 2009

alabama clam hammer

Much like an "Alabama clam slammer," the male does a hand stand during intercourse and on his decent he slams his penis in to his partners butthole

I was with Cathy and I gave her an Alabama clam hammer and ended up wearing a pink sock!

by Dookie84 June 28, 2016

Clamhamper

A Clamhamper is a woman that doesn't let her female friends score with guys by blocking her friend's game.

Essentially this is the female version of "Cockblocker"

1. "I was at the club and Lizzy was being a real clamhamper with this cute guy I was talking to. I ended up leaving alone."

"Damn, that really sucks!"

2. "Dude I so was talking to this girl but when it came time to leave her big fat friend came over and grabbed her hand and dragged her away."

"What a clamhamper"

by LosDogTJBat February 3, 2010