To decide not to totally smash a night out and get mashed until the early hours. To finish the festivities by midnight and leave a memory of your radiant and unpissed self. And have the benefit of waking up not feeling like a badger is building a set in your head.
Hey love let's Cinderella it tonight...there's no way I want pictures of my mashed up face on Facebook tomorrow and we've got to see your folks for lunch and there's no way I can do that with a massive shitbag of a hangover.
by Sir Bobbles of Brearshire April 17, 2016
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