Porkopolis as in SAUSAGE! If you are a man, masturbation reigns supreme. According to last census, it is only 35% female- and their all married!
No women, no money, no jobs-no equity
by Oriax November 26, 2003
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a city that i live in that isn't that bad when i think of it. sure, our sports teams suck. sure, we have a lot of crime downtown. well... i actually have nothing nice to say about cincinnati, except there are a lot of malls. i live in the suburbs, so its not that bad where i live.
founded in 1967 by germans, they named it cincinnati, which of course in german means "anal hair."
by clevelandsteamer August 06, 2005
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A lot of people on here may think that Cincinnati is all great and fun. They say you can't judge it unless you have been there, but I live here and it is boring as shit about 90% of the time. If you are a tourist and you had to choose between Cincinnati and somewhere else, go somewhere else. No one in their right mind would ever want to vacation here. The whether is always crappy, the sports teams here always disappoint, and there is nothing to do.
Hey should I go to Cincinnati or Chicago?

Don't ever go to Cincinnati. It is a huge waste of time.
by crispytaters69 February 02, 2015
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I'm GAY! Gay gay gay gay GAY!!!! Fuck me in the ass! Where is my kitty kat?

I like Bengal tiger teeth around my balls
There may not be any liberals or gay people in Cincy, but there's a lot of murderers, muggers, urban blight and racial tension!

How damn ironic
by Cincinnati Reds Fan April 23, 2005
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listen to this definition because all those other definitions are fake bullshit. i don't even think these people live even close to Cincinnati, i actually live in northern Kentucky so i actually know the situation there! Cincinnati is one of the best cities by far in the mid west, with all of the murders and screaming from neighbors, the black ghetto hicks, the white Bengals fans, who which of course, drink alot and shoot heroin, and don't forget about there chili! seriously, it looks like the stuff that comes out of my ass after eating Chipotle for about a week. all the teenagers here are fake, and the kids cuss out their parents and try to steal their mommy's meth. if you want a place better than Cincinnati, then maybe you should have gone off to detroit to live out your happy life!
DAD: honey! i just won the hundred million jackpot lottery ticket! we can finally move to the beautiful Hawaiian island Maui like we would in our dreams! we can start a brand new life together!

MOM: are you fucking retarded? we can use that money to buy a lifetime supply of meth!

BOY: i sure wish my parents moved to detroit instead of Cincinnati.
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A bad choice of record usually played by whack Dj's, see also Miami
by Jon November 15, 2003
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