A mostly conservative city that, coincidentally, suffers from severe population decline, bland streetlife/nightlife, racial tension, urban blight, an abusive/overworked police department, and stubbornly high crime.
They used to have a lesbian mayor, though. And the chili's good, not to mention Zip's and the Rookwood Pottery. Plus there's something to be said about the architecture and natural scenery.
Overall, nice town, but has problems it needs to work out.
Overall, nice town, but has problems it needs to work out.
by Son of a Cincinattian June 9, 2005
A very pretty town at the ass end of a really boring state.
Why does everything close at 10 here?
Why does the North side of Central Park Avenue have ghettos and hookers, when the South side has multi-million dollar office buildings?
Why is everyone so fucking fat?
Why did Skyline Chili make me poop 4 times a day for 3 days?
Why is it, as soon as you cross the border into Covington, KY, everyone is much nicer?
Why does everything close at 10 here?
Why does the North side of Central Park Avenue have ghettos and hookers, when the South side has multi-million dollar office buildings?
Why is everyone so fucking fat?
Why did Skyline Chili make me poop 4 times a day for 3 days?
Why is it, as soon as you cross the border into Covington, KY, everyone is much nicer?
Hi! I just got back from Cincinnati - no, I didn't shit myself, honey. That's the Skyline Chili I brought back for you, and it spilled.
by DoctorThrottle April 29, 2004
the greatest city in Ohio because it is not overrun with liberals and faggots (even though there are a few).
by Cincinnati Reds Fan February 7, 2005
by georgewashingtoncarver July 11, 2011
by Steve Johnson April 2, 2004
I'm GAY! Gay gay gay gay GAY!!!! Fuck me in the ass! Where is my kitty kat?
I like Bengal tiger teeth around my balls
I like Bengal tiger teeth around my balls
There may not be any liberals or gay people in Cincy, but there's a lot of murderers, muggers, urban blight and racial tension!
How damn ironic
How damn ironic
by Cincinnati Reds Fan April 24, 2005
listen to this definition because all those other definitions are fake bullshit. i don't even think these people live even close to Cincinnati, i actually live in northern Kentucky so i actually know the situation there! Cincinnati is one of the best cities by far in the mid west, with all of the murders and screaming from neighbors, the black ghetto hicks, the white Bengals fans, who which of course, drink alot and shoot heroin, and don't forget about there chili! seriously, it looks like the stuff that comes out of my ass after eating Chipotle for about a week. all the teenagers here are fake, and the kids cuss out their parents and try to steal their mommy's meth. if you want a place better than Cincinnati, then maybe you should have gone off to detroit to live out your happy life!
DAD: honey! i just won the hundred million jackpot lottery ticket! we can finally move to the beautiful Hawaiian island Maui like we would in our dreams! we can start a brand new life together!
MOM: are you fucking retarded? we can use that money to buy a lifetime supply of meth!
BOY: i sure wish my parents moved to detroit instead of Cincinnati.
MOM: are you fucking retarded? we can use that money to buy a lifetime supply of meth!
BOY: i sure wish my parents moved to detroit instead of Cincinnati.
by xtheman July 31, 2012