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Ciaran’s muffins

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Ciaran’s muffins comes from a folk tale about a boy named Ciaran who made the shittest muffins physically possible and killed people by giving it to them. Ciaran’s muffins is a way to describe something that is terrible and awful
My god, that baby tasted like Ciaran’s muffins.
by Choud Boy April 2, 2019
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ciaran's penis

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Ciarans penis is used to describe someone's penis which is so utterly small, he cannot get any women due to the absolute miniscule size of his chode
"Man my chode is half an inch in length"

"Still bigger than ciaran's penis atleast"
by Rocks fur brains October 24, 2022
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Ciaran Shelley

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The guy that's just in the wrong place at the wrong time everytime. The guy that gets caught for doing the stupidest things (keep in mind thar everybody else could be doing it but ciaran shelley would get caught for it). A very unfortunate indivudual.
Ciaran Shelley: Oh my god he's such a Shelley.
Ciarannnnnnnn
Shelleyyyyy
by Prinis March 20, 2017
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A sexy lad that what’s to play all day and gets all the girls he wants. Ciaran’s a player and carries weebs on R6S.
Ciaran Snell is player and gets all the girls.
by The king of R6 May 6, 2018
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Born August 5th, 1989 to Glenna Rae Salinas and Michael Somethin.

Best known for her poop eating capabilities. Also how large her eyes get when there is feces right in front of her.
Someone who eats poop is called a Ciara Salinas.
by hanora_cecilia August 17, 2011
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Cairan Stevens

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someone who has animal-like facial features, generally a rat. gives off animal-like odours, resulting in little friends. someone with the same definition but with a lot of friends is called a spastic.
oh my god look at the new guy!”
“wow! he looks like he’s Cairan Stevens!”
oh my god! we better stay away from him!”
by definition demolition November 24, 2021
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