Churchill High School

A school in Livonia, Michigan, that is populated by the "gangstaz", the weirdoes, the MSC kids, the emo fags, the average fags, and the pirates. Most dumbasses like to pretend the MSC kids are nerds and look funny, when, in actuality, the MSC kids are out blowing up other peoples' cars and getting laid left and right. Currently, Churchill is taken over by pirates. These pirates live in a euphoric state and are generally not very agressive. However, "the Crew" is said to be brutal in fights. Picking a fight with a crewmember is a death wish because most fights attract about sixty armed pirates ready to fight alongside their crewmates. This crew is lead by a psychopathic, yet unbelievably sexy pirate Captain named Jack. Quarrelling with this pirate is unthinkable.

"Hey dude, I went to Churchill High School and picked a fight with some kid."

"How'd it go?"

"It turns out he's a pirate..."

"Is that why you're packing your bags?"

"Yeah - could you help me find my passport?"

by CHSassKicker September 30, 2006

Churchill High School

Churchill High School is a School full of a bunch of hot cheeto girls and white girls who act all ghetto. Its also a place where you can find the creepiest guys.

hey i went to churchill high school today

really? how did it go??

terrible, theres a bunch of creepy dudes and ghetto hot cheeto girls.

by llynch October 13, 2021

Churchill High School

Churchill High School, located in Livonia, Michigan is the home of an astute bunch. Firstly, the CAPA kids who play with each others holes and congregate near the Black Box have no problem sucking face and dropping pants at any spot they get. The MSC kids think they know the struggles of the world when they a 98% instead of a 99% on their AP Comp Sci exam, The Student Council is the most embarrassing orgy of badly painted mental health signs and ugly, ugly fucking spirit weeks, and the Band is.. The band. They wear funny hats though. Not going to lie, shut it down now.

“You been to Churchill High School recently?”

“Not after that old shitty Urban Dictionary Post from 2006 about it. Any different now?”

“Not really.”

by whowantstoslapmretueshead May 31, 2022

Curchill High School (Livonia, MI)

In Livonia, Curchill lies in the whitest city in America. It is full of emos who do nothing but cry cuz thier boy/girfriend just dumped them on Facebook. Thier hockey team sucks and hasn't won a game since Hitler was alive. Also, thier school colors are the same as those of the Nazi party. This is where all the drugs of Livonia are made. Then they distrubute them at sporting events with Franklin which has the worst drug problem. The only good thing is that they have the MSC program but it is super exclusive as they only accept 30 students per year.

Curchill High School (Livonia, MI) is a terrible school

by BitchesUnite February 24, 2011

potomac, churchill highschool

Beverly Hills 90210 was supposed to be called Potomac Md 20854 because Churchill Highschool is where they found the idea.

jappy pot head girls, juicy throughout the school,

by Kara February 22, 2005

livonia churchill highschool

livonia churchill highschool is filled with theys and thems. go into any restroom and you will find the gays hooking up in the big stall and the stoners in one smoking it up. the school smells like weed and garlic. you can find people wearing the same outfit for the whole semester. the male teachers will throw A's at any girl that has the slightest bit of cleavage or stomach showing or wearing tight pants.

"you go to livonia churchill highschool "

"yes"

"no wonder it smells like tuna when you walked in"

by hornydaughter69 October 6, 2021

churchill junior highschool

A place where dreams go to die, A place that no one likes, churchill. Here are churchill you can do drugs in the bathroom or maybe fuck no one cares. You can shout slurs in the hallways and act autistic. Here at churchill we have future sluts in the making.

Im going to churchill junior highschool next year!
Sucks to be you..

by nërd March 25, 2022