Chuck e Cheese is an arcade for little kids. That's what they want you to think while they drug your kids and gang bang them behind the register.
Mom: "I just dropped my kids off at Chuck e Cheese".
Moms friend: "Why? My daughter got her ass penetrated there".
Moms friend: "Why? My daughter got her ass penetrated there".
by Trump Stump December 15, 2016
Timmy is five and likes to eat at Chuck E. Cheese. George is thirty-five and likes to eat there too.
by Andie June 18, 2004
by Kidswillbekids April 20, 2019
A loud place with strange children runnning amuck and a creepy guy in a mouse suit.
Also a place where they get away for selling plastic pieces of crap for 300+ tickets.
Also a place where they get away for selling plastic pieces of crap for 300+ tickets.
by a sarcastic kid October 01, 2008
by DizzyLizzy December 24, 2006
Place:
A place where you go to eat pizza, be chased by a woman in a mouse suit, trample little children who smell like shit. and be trampled by little children in hanging plastic tunnels.
Person (We think):
1) A mouse in cheap clothing who molests little children in his free time.
2) A mouse who scares people older than the age of 9. (See Gary Gamza and Lexy Luton AND Lea Sanchez)
A place where you go to eat pizza, be chased by a woman in a mouse suit, trample little children who smell like shit. and be trampled by little children in hanging plastic tunnels.
Person (We think):
1) A mouse in cheap clothing who molests little children in his free time.
2) A mouse who scares people older than the age of 9. (See Gary Gamza and Lexy Luton AND Lea Sanchez)
by The Anger Management Trio February 20, 2004
Atrocious children themed restaurant where birthday parties are held featuring cardboard pizza, broken slime covered arcade machines and playland, creepy animitronic "band", and a disinterested teenager in a mouse suit. Formerly known as Showbiz Pizza,established by Nolan Bushnell, the dude who started Atari.
Let's go to Chuck E. Cheese's and score a few thousand tickets on the skeeball machine and get a 15 year old black & white TV.
by Lee Iacocca July 20, 2004