The poor man's Steak and a Blow Job Day. Instead of an elegant steak dinner and blow job, the man eats hamburgers at home followed by a mediocre round of obligatory sex.
Michael - "Hey man, it's Steak and Blow Job Day. Is your girl taking you out for a porterhouse tonight before going down on you?"
Jeff - "Sadly no. We're low on funds so it looks like it's another year of hamburgers followed by a dead lay."
Michael - "Ha! Another Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day for your poor ass!"
COMPOUND VERB - to use a woman for casual sex and then avoid any contact with her.
NOUN - any woman so treated.
Ironically, the only individuals who EVER use the phrase are virgin geek losers who post on FC all day long and never really meet women in real life...
"That fat bottle-blonde floozy is a total fuck and chuck!"
She thought, now that they had made love, that she and Tony were going steady. Instead, she was fucked and chucked.
when a person of either gender pursues sex with another individual, and then ditches/dumps/leaves them after. Some people will lead the often unsuspecting individual into believing that their intentions are pure, or that they have feelings for the individual. This is often just a front to gain the trust of an individual. Do not fall for it.
I had unprotected sex with my boyfriend, and the next day he asked me if I bought the pill, then when I said yes he dumped me. Why did I ever fall for the Fuck and Chuck?
The behavior of having sex with someone and then tossing them out/dropping them after because there is no interest beyond the one time sex.
Taylor is only interested in sex, not the people she has sex with. She finds men from Tinder and then she will fuck and chuck them. She went out with Rob the one time, had the one night stand, and lost interest immediately after. Rob was devastated. He got fucked and chucked.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.