Chuck Fuck

A variation of a ninja fuck but with Chuck Norris. When a man is screwing a broad and stops, steps to the side, and roundhouses an oversized dildo directly into her anus, much like a hammer hitting a nail.

When you Chuck fuck, scream "This Is Sparta!" at the top of your lungs.

by Lukania December 8, 2008

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Chuck Fucking Norris

A line that was just recently put in a rap battle of Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris on youtube. This means being all-powerful and indestructible.

Guy 1: "I just shot you in the heart, why didn't you die?"

Guy 2:"CUZ I AM CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!"

by Chuck Norris88 December 10, 2010

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up-chuck fuck

The act of throwing up while fucking a fat women.

Fat-women: If you do ill give you big bucks.
Guy: I guess, if i get good money.

Guy: Sick. BARF!!!

Fat-women: why do guys always up-chuck fuck me!

by asdf10 June 8, 2009

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Chuck Fucking Lidell

Haymaker someone in the TAINT

Ryan, i'm going to Chuck Fucking Lidell you.
What does that even mean?!
It means to Haymaker someone in the TAINT!

by Bro Zone Honoree July 1, 2009

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Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day

The poor man's Steak and a Blow Job Day. Instead of an elegant steak dinner and blow job, the man eats hamburgers at home followed by a mediocre round of obligatory sex.

Michael - "Hey man, it's Steak and Blow Job Day. Is your girl taking you out for a porterhouse tonight before going down on you?"

Jeff - "Sadly no. We're low on funds so it looks like it's another year of hamburgers followed by a dead lay."

Michael - "Ha! Another Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day for your poor ass!"

by qqduck March 13, 2008

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