Christopher Columbusing 

When you use your hands to touch another person sexually after they are sleeping. Or when you use your hands to touch someone sexually for the first time.

Last night I told my wife that I was going to go Christopher Columbusing on her while she slept.

Christopher Columbusing by NickM808 September 18, 2017

Christopher Columbusing

To believe that you are the first to fuck someone even though they've already been around the block.

"im totally Christopher Columbusing this nerdy guys dick"
"ummm...you know he's been with like every girl on campus, right?"

Christopher Columbusing by Slutty Brownie Pan Co. May 3, 2026

Christopher Columbusing

To believe that you are the first to fuck someone even though they've already been around the block.

"im totally Christopher Columbusing this nerdy guys dick"
"ummm...you know he's been with like every girl on campus, right?"

Christopher Columbusing by Slutty Brownie Pan Co. May 3, 2026