Happy Christmas

Happy Whatever-Reason-It-Is-That-Im-Giving-You-This-Small-Insignificant-Piece-Of-Crap.

Must be said enthusiastically, and is simmilar to Happy Birthday, but for occasions when it may not be appropriate to say Happy Birthday, ie someones actuall birthday.

person, whilst handing someone somthig of little or no value: Happy Christmas

Happy Christmas by cheeseflambe July 20, 2009

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Happy Christmas

The alternative to merry christmas or happy holidays, only dipshits say this.

jerry: happy christmas
bob: merry christmas?
jerry: no i’m going to be an absolute shit and say happy christmas

Happy Christmas by shittter6969 December 25, 2020

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Happy Christmas

The royal family adopted "Happy Christmas" as their preferred greeting, and others took note (in fact, each year, Queen Elizabeth continued to wish her citizens a "Happy Christmas," rather than a merry one). But "Merry Christmas" has been used since at least 1534.

- Happy Christmas! - Queen Elizabeth (R.I.P.)

Happy Christmas by frittatita December 24, 2022

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Hippy Christmas

(n): That time of the year when college students leave things too bulky for packing out for anyone to scrounge.

(v): To gain possession of an item or items during above period.

"Hippy Christmas is my favorite time of year!"

or

"Check out this awesome dartboard I just Hippy Christmas-ed!"

Hippy Christmas by El Tristo August 3, 2006

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Merry Happy Chrismahannukwanzaka

A mixture of the holidays of Christmas, Hannukah, and Kwanzaa used to avoid offending people during the holiday season.

Sue: "Merry Christmas!"
Jan: "I don't celebrate Christmas."
Sue: "Oh. Merry Happy Chrismahannukwanzaka then."

Merry Happy Chrismahannukwanzaka by Autumn S January 6, 2009

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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