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Christian Fundamentalist

Includes over 90% of all Christians, who think they are better then everybody else because they believe an out dated and plainly false theory about the origin of the universe.

And also think that everyone but themselves will burn in hell for ever.
by Judge dredd7 June 4, 2011
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Fundamentalist Christian

Possibly the largest group of hypocritical, repressed homosexuals I have ever seen. (I'm not using homosexual as some sort of insult, I just think a lot of them are overcompensating and straight for jesus)
Pride for Father Ted! (He's a fundamentalist christian who hired a gay prostitute to rub his back while he was smoking meth, on his way to his "super church" to preach about the evils of homosexuality)
by Hazard13 July 1, 2008
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Fundamentalist Christian

A disgrace to everything the monkeys worked so hard for.

People who will take every single thing in the damn bible literally
That's Jeff, he's a Fundamentalist Christian .
He Believes that it took 7 days for the universe to begin, when it takes years for coliding energy to form the smallest particle of mass.
He is totally fine with killing of some billion-or-so people as long as they either were homosexual, working on the sabbath, or not a super jesus friend like himself.
by Goldo Glittergold April 10, 2008
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Fundamentalist Christian Mythology

The fundamentalist christian religion as seen in the light of truth. That is as a mythology.
by Judge dredd7 July 11, 2011
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super fundamentalist Christian church

What Kevinjthorton (a YouTuber) went to before he was fully gay
A super fundamentalist Christian church isJust a Christian church that needs money.
by Biemeret_Bro5 December 4, 2024
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Christian Fundamentalism

The doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity (see God) that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life.
The Bush administration is a prime example of Christian fundamentalism gone horribly sour.
by GleefulSchizo666 November 19, 2005
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All you have to do is let Christ into your heart and you're saved. The worst religion on the planet. Worse than Scientology. It's destructive. It preaches that being born is a sin and that nobody but God can help you. THIS gives these fascists the licence to do whatever they want, so long as they let Christ into their hearts, all will be ok because through Vicarious Atonenment, Jesus saved us all. whatEVER!
Bush: "What's Christian Fundamentalism? Well, I'm gonna bomb the fuck out of Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, and piss off Kim Jong Il with my hypocrisy and kill my own people by conspiring to have two planes launched into the twin towers in NY and a missile at the Pentagon....But it's ok, I'll just let christ into my heart and all will be forgiven"
by cragget July 19, 2006
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