A horrible, snaggle toothed, slimy faggot attention whore; has a shit ton of vids on youtube that no one should ever watch. All he does in these videos is bitch and moan about random shit.
The dude actually thinks he's a woman.
The dude actually thinks he's a woman.
The dude has a video on youtube right now in which he actually cries thru the whole thing about people making fun of Britney's comeback on the VMAs. Get a life.
Chris Crocker was on the front page of Ebaum's World? Why are you encouraging him?
Every time I see Chris Crocker, I want to vomit.
Chris Crocker was on the front page of Ebaum's World? Why are you encouraging him?
Every time I see Chris Crocker, I want to vomit.
by Reinhealdz September 13, 2007
Chris Crocker is a youtube celebrifag...literally. He is a drag queen and claims to be the queen of ghetto. He became famous after his video on youtube called "Leave Britney Alone!" was released, where he defends Britney Spears from everyone's disgust towards her performance at the MTV VMA's 2007. He begins to cry during the taping of the video and claims to be authentic, though very questionable. He has appeared on the talk show, Jimmy Kimmel Live where he furthers his arguement. He has become a youtube hit, spawning many parodies of the video.
Chris Crocker: "ALL YOU PEOPLE WANT IS MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR!!!"
Person: "what the hell are you?"
Person: "what the hell are you?"
by Maz Vaz September 16, 2007
An openly gay man (who thinks of himself as a woman) who has recently become famous on Youtube for his video crying and having a breakdown about people criticizing Britney Spears' horrible VMA 2007 performance.
by Ikani September 23, 2007
An attention whore on youtube. (In his view), If you don't like him, you are obviuosly a homophobe; it couldn't have anything to do with the fact that he always bitches about stuff, said "who cares" about 9/11, and acts like a retard
Also the first heterophobe to exist. He wants gay rights and says he can't change who he is, but doesn't view being straight as an excuse for a boy to not date him. What a hypocrite.
Also, thinks that the world revolves around him because he is famous. What he doesn't realize is that most people watch his videos to make fun of him. (See video: Watch Chris Crocker Blink)
Then, he warns people that he will fuck them up if they talk to him like he is crazy. (Yeah right, he wouldn't do shit in a fight) and expects to be treated well.
Also the first heterophobe to exist. He wants gay rights and says he can't change who he is, but doesn't view being straight as an excuse for a boy to not date him. What a hypocrite.
Also, thinks that the world revolves around him because he is famous. What he doesn't realize is that most people watch his videos to make fun of him. (See video: Watch Chris Crocker Blink)
Then, he warns people that he will fuck them up if they talk to him like he is crazy. (Yeah right, he wouldn't do shit in a fight) and expects to be treated well.
by 557 Vinto March 20, 2009
by Salsayeah September 23, 2007
by felel November 01, 2008
One of the most disturbing youtube personalities ever. He could most easily be identified as a wannabe transsexual. He is clearly a man trying to be a woman. Basically, he wants to be a girl, and he tries, but doesn't have the money for decent makeup, hair extensions, or surgery. He looks like he was dragged out of a brothel just yesterday. He probably dropped out of school in the eighth grade, to whore himself. He tries much to hard to be an advocate for gay rights, and much less importantly, Britney Spears. You may recognize him from the famous, "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE." It features him throwing a temper tantrum screaming, crying, and carrying on about the fat slut. Obviously has no respect for himself, or others for that matter. His entire look probably cost him about $14.70 from the local dollar tree.
Essentially, needs to keep his mouth shut.
Essentially, needs to keep his mouth shut.
Girl 1: Chris Crocker is awesome.
Girl 2: Fuck no! That shit is nasty. You might catch chlamydia just by watching his videos, God knows how much unprotected sex he's engaged in.
Girl 2: Fuck no! That shit is nasty. You might catch chlamydia just by watching his videos, God knows how much unprotected sex he's engaged in.
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