A word used to describe someone who's a dick.
referenced in the Harold & Kumar Christmas movie

The actual meaning of the word is up for argument but is often used to describe the penis; much like the word cock, wanker, worm, wire, shaft, dick, horn of plenty and so on.
"Why are you going to this guy's place anyway; I thought you said he was a fucking chode?!
by thedude1963 April 20, 2013
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n. - A person who is wider than they are tall.
Holy Jesus look at those two fat chodes!
by ZoeB June 11, 2005
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As an abstract, that which is wider than it is long - the difference between a water tower and a reservoir is that the former is taller than it is wide, and the later is a chode (or chodal). Derived from the Hindi word 'to fuck (violence implied)', then used as an insult (hence 'fucker'), and only then given the special destatuatory property of 'a penis (which is wider than it is long)'.
Sandy is chodiferous - she only likes to eat guys with chodes.

My doctor was going to recommend these pills for penis enlargement, but when he saw my chode he called surgery immidiately.

Marlon Brando is... like... a human chode... dude.
by Warspite October 15, 2003
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Short for the name pichodeo, a derivative of piciccio. An individual who is by last name a chode.
Hey chode go get me a soda.
by Tai Qwon February 28, 2008
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a penis shaped like a tuna can, doesn't go deep but it can always touch the sides, also the ejaculate from same
Yesterday I was making a tuna sandwich and almost opened my chode by mistake.

After I eat tuna, my woman likes to swallow my chode!
by tunaman March 9, 2004
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a huge fat mudda cok. short and round
by phil connell October 21, 2003
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The best damn drink ever!
You take a bottle of Bawls and a bottle of Pimp Juice and mix it with your Magic Stick.
by Tom Kingery October 21, 2003
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