A penis that is wider than it's length.
"I bet mans gotta chode"
by Seb the skater April 28, 2020
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A penis that is wider in diameter than it is long. Also used as an insult.
James was such a chode for being afraid of raisins
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Male genitalia particularly of wide diameter and shortness in length that inhibits most sexual activities. Males who possess a chode may be subject to embarrassment from other people. The term chode is often used in common good-natured banter.
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A peen wider than it is long
Like lazerbeam said in one of his dumb subreddits videos that guy probably has a chode
by Jackson Wilhelmi January 17, 2020
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1. A penis which has a girth at least as long as, and often longer than, it’s length
2. A term of insult reserved for males who just can’t pull it off
Ex) Mark: What’s the formula to determine whether this polygon is a chode?

Steve: Girth ≥ length.

Mark: Thanks.

Ex) Mark: Hey dude, meet the new guy at the office, Allister. He’s really into TAP OUT.

Steve: Where’d you find this chode? The back of an east Dayton dumpster?

Allister: Hey man, the name’s Allister.

Steve: Whatever you say, chode. Let’s get some burritos. New guy’s buying.
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A person with an extremely short and thick penis.
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